Thereom : A "jihadi" goes to heaven for a righteous act (read suicide act) where there are 74 virgins waiting for him.
Corollary 1 : Once the "jihadi" reaches heaven, he finds the virgins are 74 of his "jahadi" brothers who died in the righteous act.
Corollary 2: If you die a virgin, you might get to make love to a dead jihadi
Corollary 3: No one dies a virgin, Life "screws" everyone.
Update: I forgot to thank prempanicker and vedang from twitter world from where i got inspired! So here it is guys...a big thanks !
Corollary 1 : Once the "jihadi" reaches heaven, he finds the virgins are 74 of his "jahadi" brothers who died in the righteous act.
Corollary 2: If you die a virgin, you might get to make love to a dead jihadi
Corollary 3: No one dies a virgin, Life "screws" everyone.
Update: I forgot to thank prempanicker and vedang from twitter world from where i got inspired! So here it is guys...a big thanks !
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