Friday, December 05, 2008

Similarities between Terrorists and MBAs !

  1. A small bunch of them can create havoc in the entire country.
  2. They are used to bringing down things.. Buildings, Companies, Economies.. You name it. MBA = Masters in Bringing down Anything.
  3. Both go through extensive training from the top in the their field.
  4. Their jobs are high risk.
  5. For any project, their planning is extensive.
  6. One is promised 74 virgins in heaven, other gets 7 figure salary.
  7. No matter what they do, they can screw you and get away with it.
  8. They will give a valid reason for all their actions (like bomb blasts, screwing finances) .

Any more suggestions folks? I'll append it to this list and give proper credits. :)

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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

A "jihadi" Thereom

Thereom : A "jihadi" goes to heaven for a righteous act (read suicide act) where there are 74 virgins waiting for him.

Corollary 1 : Once the "jihadi" reaches heaven, he finds the virgins are 74 of his "jahadi" brothers who died in the righteous act.

Corollary 2: If you die a virgin, you might get to make love to a dead jihadi

Corollary 3: No one dies a virgin, Life "screws" everyone.

Update: I forgot to thank prempanicker and vedang from twitter world from where i got inspired! So here it is guys...a big thanks !

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